Bleach Cum Blues

Lyrics

[Intro]
Yo, what the fuck is this stench?

[Verse 1]
Every time I bust a nut, man, it hits me like a wall
That sharp, chemical burn, makes my fucking stomach crawl
I’m smelling like a laundry room, after a fucking bleach spill
This ain't no sweet perfume, this shit makes me feel ill

[Chorus]
Bleach cum blues, a toxic fucking stream
Ammonia fucking fumes, livin' out a nasty dream
My dick's a biohazard, a burning, bitter taste
This ain't no pleasure, this is a goddamn waste

[Verse 2]
She says, "Baby, what the fuck, did you clean it with Clorox?"
Nah, bitch, that's just my jizz, coming straight from my own box
I'm scared to hit the clinic, what the doctor gonna say?
"Son, your cum's a fucking hazard, gotta throw that shit away"

[Chorus]
Bleach cum blues, a toxic fucking stream
Ammonia fucking fumes, livin' out a nasty dream
My dick's a biohazard, a burning, bitter taste
This ain't no pleasure, this is a goddamn waste

[Bridge]
Is it the pills I’m popping? The whiskey that I drown?
Or some fucked up infection, tearing my insides down?
This ain't no fucking joke, this shit is driving me insane
Every sticky drop a reminder of this chemical fucking pain

[Chorus]
Bleach cum blues, a toxic fucking stream
Ammonia fucking fumes, livin' out a nasty dream
My dick's a biohazard, a burning, bitter taste
This ain't no pleasure, this is a goddamn waste

[Outro]
Yeah, bleach cum blues, motherfucker. Go get it checked.