Clap Track Honky Tonk

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
 Neon lights dripped on your cheap ass dress, whiskey breath and a sweet caress
 My judgment blurred, your skirt was high, thought I saw heaven in your bloodshot eye
 My truck bed moaned with every thrust, left you in a pile of cum and dust
 A memory now, a burning sting, this ain't no love song I'm gonna sing
 
 [Chorus]
 Oh, the clap, the clap, it's a honky-tonk trap
 A searing piss, a bitter slap, from that dirty slut I took on my lap
 My johnson's burning, a fiery hell, a country boy's story, I'm here to tell
 
 [Verse 2]
 Woke up to find a yellow drip, a burning tear, a quivering lip
 This ain't no dew, no morning rain, just the clap's slow, agonizing pain
 Should've known better, should've seen the signs, but your cheap perfume just fucked with my mind
 Now I'm a patient, number three, for the clap clinic in Tennessee
 
 [Bridge]
 The fiddle weeps, the banjo sighs, as my urethra slowly dies
 A penicillin shot, a doctor's glare, this ain't the PBR I wanna share
 My dick's a desert, dry and cracked, another casualty, can't turn back
 
 [Chorus]
 Oh, the clap, the clap, it's a honky-tonk trap
 A searing piss, a bitter slap, from that dirty slut I took on my lap
 My johnson's burning, a fiery hell, a country boy's story, I'm here to tell
 
 [Outro]
 Next time, I'll keep it in my pants, no more disease-ridden, one-night romance
 But the memory lingers, that slut's embrace, and the burning shame of my clap-ridden disgrace.