Clap Trap Honky Tonk Whore

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Whiskey shots and neon blare, saw you dancin' with a vacant stare
Tight blue jeans and a skirt so short, knew right then you were my sport
Bought you a beer, you whispered low, "Let's find somewhere else to go"
Dirty laugh, a wicked grin, my one-night stand was about to begin

[Chorus]
Oh, you dirty little whore, left me achin' for more
Now my johnson's got the clap, caught in your filthy trap
Burning like a wildfire, fueled by cheap desire
This honky tonk night, a lesson in blight

[Verse 2]
Back at my place, the clothes came off, a symphony of a drunken cough
Sweat and moans, a tangled mess, no time for feelings, no tenderness
Woke up alone, with a sinking dread, a whisper of what you said
"See ya 'round, cowboy," as you walked out the door, now I’m pissed and sore

[Chorus]
Oh, you dirty little whore, left me achin' for more
Now my johnson's got the clap, caught in your filthy trap
Burning like a wildfire, fueled by cheap desire
This honky tonk night, a lesson in blight

[Bridge]
Doctor’s office, sterile smell, pills to take, my private hell
Should've known better, should've been smart, but your wicked body stole my heart
Or at least my common sense, now I pay the consequence

[Outro]
Yeah, the clap, the fucking clap, from that honky tonk whore, I fell in her trap!
Goddamn it!