Horse Hit the Wire

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Early mornin', sun's a-blazin', flies are buzzin' 'round my face
Thought I'd mosey to the pasture, find myself a greener space
Heard that hummin' in the distance, thought it was a bumblebee
Never crossed my equine mind, that goddamn death was callin' me

[Chorus]
Electric fence, you motherfucker! Shocked me in my goddamn snout!
That worthless owner, what a bastard! Left that current runnin' out!
My eyeballs burned, my legs went bucklin', almost shat a nervous pile
This ain't no hayride, this ain't no rodeo, you son of a bitch, you're on my shit list now!

[Verse 2]
Stumbled backward, snortin' fire, taste of copper on my tongue
Every muscle in my body, felt like it had just been hung
Heard his laughter from the farmhouse, like a demon's wicked cackle
He'll be facin' my hind leg, when I finally get to tackle

[Chorus]
Electric fence, you motherfucker! Shocked me in my goddamn snout!
That worthless owner, what a bastard! Left that current runnin' out!
My eyeballs burned, my legs went bucklin', almost shat a nervous pile
This ain't no hayride, this ain't no rodeo, you son of a bitch, you're on my shit list now!

[Bridge]
Gonna chew his saddle, piss his bourbon, kick the tires off his truck
Turn his prize-winning tomatoes into horse-manure-muddy muck

[Outro]
Yeah, that pain, it was a mean one, but my vengeance will be meaner still
He'll regret the day he turned on that goddamn electric fence, he will!