The Semen Sommelier's Hymn

Lyrics

[Intro]
Gather 'round, my brothers, the hour is nigh

[Verse 1]
The fire's low, the whiskey's poured, the air is thick and sweet
Our sacred rite, a chosen few, from burdens we retreat
That crystal chalice, gleaming bright, awaits its milky prize
Each man's contribution, pure and white, reflected in your eyes

[Chorus]
Oh, the cum inspection, a tradition old and grand
Swirl it, sniff it, taste the truth, in this brotherhood we stand
No judgment here, just honest men, appreciating the flow
The creamy nectar of our lives, a secret that we know

[Verse 2]
Bobby's batch, a bit too thin, he's been working overtime
Mark's is thick, a healthy glob, a testament to prime
We pass the glass, a careful hand, a silent, knowing nod
Each unique offering, a gift from our own lustful god

[Chorus]
Oh, the cum inspection, a tradition old and grand
Swirl it, sniff it, taste the truth, in this brotherhood we stand
No judgment here, just honest men, appreciating the flow
The creamy nectar of our lives, a secret that we know

[Bridge]
Some call it filthy, some call it crude, they just don't understand
The primal bond, the honest truth, held right here in our hand
A sticky pact, a brotherhood, against the world we fight
United by this gooey ritual, bathed in pale moonlight

[Chorus]
Oh, the cum inspection, a tradition old and grand
Swirl it, sniff it, taste the truth, in this brotherhood we stand
No judgment here, just honest men, appreciating the flow
The creamy nectar of our lives, a secret that we know

[Outro]
Another night, another round, the chalice now is drained
Til next we meet, my fucking friends, this memory remains.